Shepherd Book used to tell me, ‘If you can’t do something smart, do something right’.
Joss Whedon: I wouldn’t want to do it without my man Phil Coulson, without Clark. He’s got a thing that I call a Columbo thing. He’s so low-key, he’s never overselling, and then when he turns out to be the smartest person in the room, everybody else is like, “Oh …” And you can’t buy that. You can’t train for it. Some people just have it.
Clark Gregg: Aww. Let’s make out. I’m crimson. (X)
I ship it.
If I’m with a group of people I’m OK, but I’m actually quite a nervous person if I’m just one to one with somebody. I’ve got a lot better as I’ve got older… I’d never been on a date in my life ever because the idea of just being sat with one person… I’m making myself sound socially inept here and I’m absolutely fine in a group of people but I am quite shy.
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
This is not a fruitful line of thought
[They are] people I’ve fallen in love with who are soon going to have extraordinarily inappropriate fan fiction written about them.
The all too right Joss Whedon on the cast of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (from the ABC Upfronts)
At least he’s honest with himself