They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!
Yeah, I don't think that's true.
...I got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.
I hate the homeless… ness problem that plagues our city.
No, you know what, you’re fired. No, you’re ALL fired! Each and every one of you. Merry Christmas.
What have we always said is the most important thing?
Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
I can barely get a comb through it! It’s so thick, my barber charges me double!
You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t, it just….. it just makes them dead!
Well, you’ve won, Buffy. But remember this: [whispers in ear].
Nothing. She just burped.
Get the government out of my fucking snatch!
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when I met Cordelia, I knew she was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Cordelia joined in later. And six months ago, when Cordelia introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And now I know for sure, I just added all of you to my wolf pack.